I Probably shouldn’t Watch the News…

Today I once again am privileged to have a  guest article by Dan McNeil, owner of Cartridge World on South Campbell in Springfield Missouri.

I Probably shouldn’t Watch the News… So I watch the news a lot.

And when one of the talking heads says something completely moronic—which is pretty often—, Mr. Wild-Eyed Potty-Mouth rears his ugly head, much to my long-suffering wife’s chagrin.

This guy's an amateur. I could teach him a few squiggly-lined commenty things.
This guy’s an amateur. I could teach him a few squiggly-lined commenty things.

The little woman has often warned me to knock it off or she might do something desperate— while I’m sleeping—with a hammer.  I always laugh it off—ha ha— because she wouldn’t hurt a fly.  She’s a Rock.

Are you certain of that? Really Mr. MAN? Really?
Are you certain of that? Really Mr. MAN? Really?

Okay, not really.

So one day the Rock and I are cable-cruising and we run across the talking head below, Thomas Roberts.

My goodness, he's handsome. I wonder if he's dumb as a post. Let's find out.
My goodness, he’s handsome. I wonder if he’s dumb as a post. Let’s find out.

Thomas is asking a reporter on site what we should think about “Christian shooters” like Adam Lanza.

“Christian shooters?”  screams I.  “Lanza wasn’t a Christian anything!  That reporter is dumb as a post!”

Then my wife gave me ‘the look’.

Also known as the 'you'd better sleep with one eye opened' look.
Also known as the ‘you’d better sleep with one eye opened’ look.

So rather than make my wife crazy enough to hammer me in my sleep, I decided to (quietly) research some of these clowns.  Let’s start with the Planned Parenthood shooter.

Why do they keep saying I'm mentally incompetent? Why do they do that?
Why do they keep saying I’m mentally incompetent? Why do they do that?

Evidently this guy read the Bible at some time in his life so the media says he’s a Christian.  He also claims to be a woman.  His lawyer’s intention to file an insanity defense says it all.

Now let’s share a moment with two proponents of the ‘religion of peace.’

Is that---is that Joseph and Mary?
Is that—is that Joseph and Mary?

Not hardly.  The San Bernadino killers were Muslims, though the media practically choked itself into a frenzy to avoid admitting it. Yelling ‘Allah Akbar’ while murdering people evidently isn’t enough of a clue for those guys to figure it out.

Then there’s Jared Loughner (below), who shot Congresswoman Gabby Giffords, a federal judge, and several others.

If he were Miss January in a Playboy spread, he would list his dislikes as Christians, Jews, and George W. Bush.  Under his likes would be killing Christians, killing Jews, and killing George W. Bush.

Picture of Jared on his way to church.
Picture of Jared on his way to church.

Here’s the Fort Hood shooter who killed 13 servicemen in 2009.

Right after he got out of Sunday school...
Right after he got out of Sunday school…

Granted, he’s a Muslim, but his reason for killing those people is still a mystery.

And yes he was yelling ‘Allah Akbar’ while he was shooting them down, but his reason for killing those people is still a mystery.

So I’ve hired a professional to solve the mystery.

Wow. I'm totally baffled by this.
Wow. I’m totally baffled by this.

Never mind.

Then there’s Adam Lanza who reporter Thomas Roberts referred to as a Christian.  Lanza murdered his mother and twenty six kids in Newtown Connecticut, then did us all a favor and offed himself.

Totally sane. Totally sane.
Totally sane. Totally sane.

Lanza had no connection to Christianity whatever.  His thing was violent video games and an obsession with mass murder.  And based on this information, which is available to anybody with the internet, reporter Thomas Roberts has deduced that Lanza was a Christian.

Doing research on these losers is depressing, to say the least.  But the determination of media guys like Thomas Roberts to divert blame from homicidal maniacs to Christians makes no sense unless…

Yup. Dumb as a post.
Yup. Dumb as a post.